But I am trying to remind myself that I am not defined by a grade. So I came up with this version of "God Is Bigger [Than The Booggie Man]" from Veggie Tales.
The lyrics that I made go as follows (it works the best if you listen to the song and sing/ think of my lyrics while it is playing!) Enjoy and remember, you are not defined by your test grade. Study hard, but it does not define you!:
You were lying in your bed,
You were feeling kind of sleepy,
But you couldn't close your book because the chapter wasn’t ending
You were feeling kind of sleepy,
But you couldn't close your book because the chapter wasn’t ending
Were those standard deviations in the book?
Was it the mean after all?
There was something big and scary putting numbers in your brain.
Now your heart is beating like a drum,
Your skin is getting clammy,
There's a hundred word problems jumping right onto your test!
Your skin is getting clammy,
There's a hundred word problems jumping right onto your test!
Bob: What are you going to do?
Junior: I'm going to quit college
Bob: No. You don't have to do anything!
Junior: What? Why?
Bob: Because...
[CHORUS:]
God is bigger than your test grade.
He's bigger than statistics or chemistry.
Oh, God is bigger than your test grade,
And he's watching out for you and me.
God is bigger than your test grade.
He's bigger than statistics or chemistry.
Oh, God is bigger than your test grade,
And he's watching out for you and me.
Junior:
..So when I'm lying in my bed,
And my anxiety starts creeping,
I'll just laugh and say "Hey! I’ll figure it out!"
And get back to my working.
'Cause I know that God's the biggest, and He's watching all
the while,
So when I get scared, I'll think of Him, close my eyes and
smiiiiiiiiiiiiile!!!
So when I get scared, I'll think of Him, close my eyes and
smiiiiiiiiiiiiile!!!
God is bigger than your test grade.
He's bigger than statistics or chemistry.
Oh, God is bigger than your test grade,
And he's watching out for you and me.
Problem #1: So are you confused?
Junior: Just a little.
Problem #2: Are you worried?
Junior: Not a bit! I know whatever's gonna happen, that God can handle it!
Problem #3: I'm sorry that I scared you when you saw me on the page.
Junior: Well that's ok, 'cause now I know that God is taking care of me!
REPEAT CHORUS TWICE.